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That's What Kelly Said

Replacing
"That's what she said" with "That's what Kelly said"
Men poking Girl with Pencil.

Girl:If you poke me with that one more time, I'll snap it in half.

Boy: That's what Kelly said
by Matt The Groovylicious December 29, 2007
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Kelly my slime

Kelly is honestly really cool, although she’s on the fence about 80s music and her favorite color is white. She really likes jokes about Nazis and the gays. No matter what she’ll say that she sounds like a dude and looks like a rat. But honestly my ender pearls that only land in cute girls dms always be landin in her dms so what’s up
by Primarysqueeze July 1, 2019
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The Kelly MacNee

A particularly daring sexual position involving a couple of bros and a couple of hos, wherein a lower level is formed as one of the dudes puts it to the bitch from behind as she performs fellatio on the opposing member, and a second (higher) level is formed as the other of the two ladies positions herself so that she is making out with one of the pimps involved and and is recieving the pleasure from the other. Perhaps this rudimentary diagram will help clarify (ignore the dots):

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......O...O-8==)).....O.....
....<|........|....//_...|>...
......|-....((==8-O...-|......
..../.|......\\..<.......|.\....
....|.|.......||..........|..|...
Bro1: Dude...remember when we KMac'ed (see below, synonym for The Kelly MacNee) those drunk sluts a couple weeks ago.
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...
by Falcon Marlow December 14, 2008
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Kelly

She is sexy and smart. A lesbian who think she is BI. A great person to talk to, but be careful. She might give you hope to get with her for a while, but she will just make you fall for her then break your heart.
Damn, bro what happened?
Kelly.
Oof
by Water 2 Wine October 10, 2019
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Kelly

Bold family, Has one of the best grandmothers in the world , who can cook, and loves taking pictures .very beautiful family, with that one crazy cousin.And they all stick together.Especially about the girls.
by Big dalton jace May 20, 2019
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Kelly

Kelly is a side chick and homewrecker that thinks she's wifey, until she finds out her man is a married to his queen with children. She's usually short fat, crooked teeth and a stubby nose.
Kelly is a sidechick
by Leavepplmanalone June 29, 2021
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fat Kelly

A really awesome girl that met Matt Winter and is going to marry Louie Stephens! also a girl that is adored by all of Rooney!
*Stop being a fat Kelly about it!*
random dude-You are not insulting her, you just gave her a compliment, haha, sucker!"
by misty October 8, 2004
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