Keester Stash 

Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass


Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..

You won't keester stash that.. Bonus points if you don't use lube.

Keester Stash by NSCSD_suxx March 21, 2009

Knee-shin 

To go to kick but end up hitting your knee or shin area

I went to kick the door but was to close so I knee-shinned instead.

Knee-shin by TaigaAisaka February 20, 2012

Kees

A common given name for males in the Netherlands, often used as nickname for Cornelis. Kees is leadership, honor and value, a name to be proud off.

Kees’leadership brings change!

Kees by astra2017 August 18, 2017

Knee-Grow 

A type of steroid that helps your knee grow big and strong. The steroid originated from Africa and made its way here by boat some 300 hundred years ago, they were stacked over top each other for maximum space.

"Man, I need a Knee-Grow".
"Knee-Grows are so cheap these days".
"Knee-Grows are just flying off the shelf ".

Knee-Grow by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019

Wii knee  

Tenderness or soreness in the knees from excessive use of the Nintendo Wii Fit. Aggravated especially by hula hooping for long durations. Similar in nature to tennis elbow.

"I can't jog today, I've got a serious case of Wii knee from that expert level hula hooping session last night"

Wii knee by Jiiniii November 4, 2008

bad knee day 

Similar to a bad hair day, but instead of having nasty looking hair, the victim has nasty looking knees. May result in dryness, stubble from shaving, rashes and/or birthmarks.

Most often used by women.

Wow, look at all that stubble. I'm sure having a bad knee day today!

bad knee day by Hazzat April 23, 2010

Dis-knee to the groin 

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies

Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin

Dis-knee to the groin by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 9, 2016