Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

Yahya Al-Kalbani

This is from Iman to her best friend.

Yahya Al-Kalbani is a child psychiatrist

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

Pull a kale

Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends

Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent

Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes

Person: is it Regina

2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"

by Pull a kale April 20, 2020

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

Taylor and Kale

Two gay bros who swear they are straight

"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.

by Day_Shadow March 22, 2024

Holy shit kale

A person or animal that has an abnormally large nose, snout, or beak.

Kale Kondel walks by and everyone ducks from his humongous nose, they all scream,”holy shit kale!!”

by trevlwkcocked February 21, 2026

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019