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farmer jones 

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
farmer jones by jevanyn May 17, 2011
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jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.
I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.
jumbo jones by Party Tony November 5, 2013

Indiana Jones Boulder 

When a large man/woman rolls on top of you while you wear a fedora.
A: Man, did you see Chris? He paid that whore to Indiana Jones Boulder him last night!

B: I did! She broke his nose!

willie jones

When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.

Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.
willie jones by ChrisJD85 August 27, 2016

Troll Jones-ing 

Troll Jones-ing is the act of trolling someone without harmful intent. While trolling is often to hurt someone's feelings this form of trolling is light hearted amount friends.
Cory- "Man, Donald Trump will make a great president." Mark- "Shut up Cory, he's a misogynist twat." Cory- "Build that wall!" Matt- "Cory, stop Troll Jones-ing"

fedora jones 

A slang term for one of your mates
Hey! Have you seen fedora jones?
fedora jones by IsaacSanchez December 6, 2016