Jake Break

The act in which a worker hides in an unpopulated area while on the clock. The main goal of which is to accomplish absolutely nothing beneficial to a company i.e. hiding in an office while working retail

Hey, have you seen Deantwaann lately?

No, man I haven't seen him in about three hours. He's probably Jake Breaking somewhere and playing with himself

by lancel August 6, 2011

Jake Paul

Someone who is a complete idiot every day bro.

Mark: he has become a Jake Paul, he needs to be executed.

Victim: AND IT'S SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH!!!!!!!!

by Und3ad_Frog September 1, 2017

Jake Paul

Just white trash from ohio. Sucks dick and is a washed up disney star.

"I HATE JAKE PAUL"
"F*CK JAKE PAUL"

by clutgangforev34 September 23, 2017

Jake

A basic bitch from California that likes Starbucks

Look a Jake I bet he’s a basic bitch from California

by Mesican August 18, 2018

Jake

Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.

Girl #1: "How did you and that guy go?"
Girl #2: "Oh he turned out to be a complete Jake!"

by spanish_joe September 1, 2010

jake riedel

the most funny, caring, patient, loving, sweet, amazing man you could imagine.

also: great in bed.

"who left me a frappuccino outside my door?"

"must have been the work of a jake riedel."

by inattirbx3 January 19, 2009

Jaked up

Lifting weights for the purpose of dropping panties and lifting couches.

I got jaked up at the gym yesterday.

by Jballs0821 January 20, 2009