fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Swag Jacked

the act of stealing someone else's swag without realizing. Most of the time done unintentionally. Can involve copying someones swag through clothes, speech, or personality

Dude he's wearing my same shoes and shirt!... I've been swag Jacked!

by Dthedancer September 22, 2010

jackstomped

When something is completly ruined or tore up.

Yo that house is Jackstomped

by outspokendagr8 July 3, 2009

Jacklet

A cropped jacket, extending no longer than the waist. Sleeves must be no longer than two inches past the elbow.
May be accompanied by zippers and tiny pockets.

"Did you borrow my jacklet without asking?"

"My jacklet is from Armani Exchange, you might recognize it because it is the one that says ARMANI..and its a jacklet"

by Sandcastles in The Sand November 12, 2009

jacked up to jesus

when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it

source: toddlers and tiaras

your hair is jacked up to jesus

by jymmrtn October 31, 2014

Jacked To The Tits

When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.

For example,

Kevins credit card is Jacked To The Tits

Or,

Jamie is Jacked To The Tits on Red Bull

by BounceBirage March 3, 2022

word jacker

When you define a word on the Urban Dictionary and then a few days later someone else defines the same word in a slightly different way and then gets the votes for it.

My friends and I have a new funny phrase so I checked to see if someone had posted it on the Urban Dictionary. It had not been heard of yet so I posted it on Urban Dictionary to see the reaction it would get.

A few weeks later I signed in to check the votes on my phrase and found out that only a few days after I had posted it, someone posted the same phrase as I had thus stealing my word and my fun. I hate word jackers

Thanks you uncreative dickheads, think of something yourself and stop stealing our ideas.

by bw120588 December 9, 2010