hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.

Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.

by JMC70 November 26, 2020

Skankees Hats

Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.

Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"

by nottaskank August 11, 2010

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022

Pasrty Hat

When someone (fictional or not) uses hair gel to turn their hair into a cone instead of wearing a normal party hat

“Hey happy birthday! I love your party hat- wait, is that your hair?!?”
Me: “Yes. Tis’ My Pasrty Hat.”

by DeliriousDrawz June 7, 2019

gimmie that hat

A form of foreplay in which one asks for each item of their partner’s clothing until they are nude. As referenced in season 1 episode 6 of New Girl

“Last night I did Gimmie that Hat with Sam, it was so hot”

by LMMaehem February 6, 2018

secret hat

another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.

"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"

by HDiggityDOG13577 April 3, 2020

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023