Math Homework

A side chick that you bang whenever there is a party that you do not want to go to.

“Hey man you going to Jason’s party tonight?”
“Nah sorry man, I gotta do math homework.”

by TheShieldGuy January 29, 2019

summer English homework

The epitome of uselessness in which English teachers are pressured by their social studies, science or math counterparts to hand out some form of quantified work over the summer, usually in the form of drawing, or as they put it, "visual response." It typically does not require reading the actual book but spending a few minutes glancing over Sparknotes or Shmoop may turn out to work to the student's benefit. Despite the uselessness and the lack of effort that it requires (or generates from students, for that matter), English teachers tend to grade rather harshly and criticize a student's artistic capabilities to send the message to future students that summer English homework should emulate the quality of works by Monet, Gogh, or da Vinci.

I usually put off my summer English homework to the last day because it takes less than an hour to finish it.

by cathedram-mihi-regula-mihi August 24, 2016

doing some homework

An addict/alcoholic who has relapsed.

"You haven't seen me at meetings for months becuase I was out doing some homework."

by Twelve-Step slang October 24, 2004

mouldy homework

Really overdue homework or homework that has been done but the teacher has either forgotten or chosen not to take it in.

Person 1: "Woah! I got this homework like 5 weeks ago and i haven't even started it yet!"
Person 2: "Dude, miss is gonna be mad, that's such mouldy homework."
Person 3: "No way man, you'll be fine, i've got so much homework in my folder and my teacher hasn't even taken it in yet. It's getting really mouldy."

by SAPCH November 3, 2010

my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

by immaschild April 20, 2023

do his homework

A dude's alibi he uses when he's really off jerking it somewhere

-Where's Jack? He said he'd help me fix the Trans Am today...
-He's in his room doing his homework...something about a handwritten text on lesbians with big lips. He said he'll be back in a cuople of hours..
-What a perv!

by RatchetBoo July 22, 2003

Doing homework

Having sex with your crush

Yes I'm doing homework

by Doing homework February 3, 2019