by V Gina Jones November 10, 2010
Get the Cherry Hammermug. Hammer Dicking
ˈhah-mur dik-eeng/
verb
1.
The act of back-flipping and simultaneously landing while inserting one's erect penis in another's mouth.
ˈhah-mur dik-eeng/
verb
1.
The act of back-flipping and simultaneously landing while inserting one's erect penis in another's mouth.
by Lil Bandita November 25, 2016
Get the Hammer Dickingmug. by Lord Scumbag April 7, 2017
Get the Pussy hammermug. At my job we sell automobiles. Sometimes when it's slow we all just joke around and if somebody grabs their crotch you have to call them out on it and say hammer check.
Sharif was standing in front of me telling a story and all of the sudden he does an aggressive hammer check.
Yo sharif HAMMER CHECK
Sharif was standing in front of me telling a story and all of the sudden he does an aggressive hammer check.
Yo sharif HAMMER CHECK
by GSXR-600 May 28, 2017
Get the [Hammer check]mug. 1.) To have a impenetrable crush on someone, only to be screwed over by them, usu. for their benefit/spite.
2.) To get screwed over.
3.) To be decked in the face; to get the sh!t beaten out of you (owned/pwned).
4.) To get arrested for something you didn't do, or while drunk/high KNOWING you won't pass a drug test.
5.) To be dumped in the most humiliating, heart-shattering, disrespectful, reputation-ruining scene, after you've devoted all the love, maybe even your body, you could manage to them.
6.) To get screwed, literally, and they feel nothing for you and they get up and leave after a "good fu@k."
7.) To walk the walk of shame (not the one that you own).
8.) To wake up in a roadside ditch (Don't. I won't know where to find you).
9.) To have gambling problems and not realize till it's too late. Everything you own is someone else's via gaming debts.
10.) To wake up someplace, a stranger lying with you in/on a bed/couch. The stench of alcohol on your breath stings your nostrils as a migraine from a hangover/withdrawal pounds your head. First reaction: "Oh, holy he!l!?!" Second reaction: "I gotta get out of here!" so you try to gather your clothes and other sh!t and beat it out of there silently without a trace before someone realizes YOU're the loser--YOU're the fool everyone'll talk about tomorrow.
11.) To get tore up by CinemaSins. They're not very nice.
12.) See trashed.
13.) To be laid up; physically wrecked
2.) To get screwed over.
3.) To be decked in the face; to get the sh!t beaten out of you (owned/pwned).
4.) To get arrested for something you didn't do, or while drunk/high KNOWING you won't pass a drug test.
5.) To be dumped in the most humiliating, heart-shattering, disrespectful, reputation-ruining scene, after you've devoted all the love, maybe even your body, you could manage to them.
6.) To get screwed, literally, and they feel nothing for you and they get up and leave after a "good fu@k."
7.) To walk the walk of shame (not the one that you own).
8.) To wake up in a roadside ditch (Don't. I won't know where to find you).
9.) To have gambling problems and not realize till it's too late. Everything you own is someone else's via gaming debts.
10.) To wake up someplace, a stranger lying with you in/on a bed/couch. The stench of alcohol on your breath stings your nostrils as a migraine from a hangover/withdrawal pounds your head. First reaction: "Oh, holy he!l!?!" Second reaction: "I gotta get out of here!" so you try to gather your clothes and other sh!t and beat it out of there silently without a trace before someone realizes YOU're the loser--YOU're the fool everyone'll talk about tomorrow.
11.) To get tore up by CinemaSins. They're not very nice.
12.) See trashed.
13.) To be laid up; physically wrecked
1.) "Has Angie stopped crushing on him yet? She knows he's taking advantage of her! He humiliated her!"
"No, she's still hammered and nailed to him, poor girl."
2.) "Anthony's not your friend."
"Prove it."
"Remember that sweat jacket from Disneyland you let him borrow?"
"Yeah."
"It's on eBay for $2K"
"...fu@k."
3.) "You as&hole!" (decks other guy in the face--BLAM!)
"OH, MY GAWD! My face! Fu@k!"
4.) (Well, I told you)
Scenario 1:
Cop: "hands in the air now!"
You: "What'd I do?"
Cop: "shut it ...(Miranda rights)..."
You: (get arrested)
5.) Have some chocolate ice cream; it will fix everything (hopefully).
6, 10.) "Were you at the party last night?"
"Yeah, but I didn't like it so much. Let's not talk about it."
"Neither do I. I heard some little s!ut got hammered and nailed by Tommy there."
"...Oh..."
"Yeah."
...
"That was YOU?!"
7.) (sigh)
8.) You hear traffic wake up from sleeping on your face and you spit dirt out of your mouth. "Whoa!" (Again, don't call me. I don't know.)
9.) Whoops! I hope you have a good job!
11.) See the movie.
12.) See trashed
13.) See a doctor.
"No, she's still hammered and nailed to him, poor girl."
2.) "Anthony's not your friend."
"Prove it."
"Remember that sweat jacket from Disneyland you let him borrow?"
"Yeah."
"It's on eBay for $2K"
"...fu@k."
3.) "You as&hole!" (decks other guy in the face--BLAM!)
"OH, MY GAWD! My face! Fu@k!"
4.) (Well, I told you)
Scenario 1:
Cop: "hands in the air now!"
You: "What'd I do?"
Cop: "shut it ...(Miranda rights)..."
You: (get arrested)
5.) Have some chocolate ice cream; it will fix everything (hopefully).
6, 10.) "Were you at the party last night?"
"Yeah, but I didn't like it so much. Let's not talk about it."
"Neither do I. I heard some little s!ut got hammered and nailed by Tommy there."
"...Oh..."
"Yeah."
...
"That was YOU?!"
7.) (sigh)
8.) You hear traffic wake up from sleeping on your face and you spit dirt out of your mouth. "Whoa!" (Again, don't call me. I don't know.)
9.) Whoops! I hope you have a good job!
11.) See the movie.
12.) See trashed
13.) See a doctor.
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire March 9, 2017
Get the hammered and nailedmug. I was at the bar last week and was so hammer jammered I don't even know WHAT I said to that guy. It was a guy right??
by tamtamcracker August 24, 2009
Get the hammer jammeredmug. sexual manuver in which a man has a woman in the infamous pile driver position so her genitalia and anus are facing the ceiling. Before inserting his penis into the womans vagina, the man tucks both of his testicles into the ass-hole of the woman being hammer moved. The man proceeds to have intercourse with the woman, all the while his balls are nestled in her turd splitter. After the man is finished, for it to be considered a TRUE hammer move, he will remove his penis and slowly pull away from the woman, stretching his balls until they pop out of her ass. As soon as this is achieved, the man must utter the legendary words "boo-yah."
Mr. Shmuckatelli: "Hey, baby, I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level... tonight, you're getting the hammer move."
Mrs. Shmuckatelli: "lets get to going..."
Mrs. Shmuckatelli: "lets get to going..."
by G. Ridley June 16, 2008
Get the hammer movemug.