goomer

an individual who is beyond awkward. Wears geak like clothing, extremly smart and has absoultley zero swag. much like a geak, but the most extreme type of geakyness

jim- "holy shit, look at those kids pants, they only go to his shins"

matt- "ya you can see his white socks pulled all the way up his leg"

jim- "have you ever seen him with a girl?"

matt- "never, he always has a book in his hands"

jim- "haha, what a goomer"

by nighty11 March 20, 2011

Gomez

The following definitions apply:

1. Worse than a Gomer
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves.
6. An old man who has lost his mind.

Newcomers (and long term serial offenders) need to understand the etiquette when it comes to posting. When some fool is crapping on about his eBay bodykit in a thread on suspension, everyone loses out. Searches turn to shit when you find that Tein hood damper thread chock full of two wankers rabbiting on about their tandoori scented air fresheners.

Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.

Gomez out.

by MothmanProphecies September 24, 2007

Ghomeshied

When a claim is brought forward by one person against someone (namely sexual assault), which then spirals into many allegations in a short amount of time. Ghomeshied - coming from former CBC radio host Jian Ghomeshi

Guy 1: Damn dude, Bill Cosby was such an idol to me, I can't believe what's happening to him.
Guy 2: No kidding, The Cos is getting Ghomeshied so hard right now.
Guy 1: Wow! He really is! Dang, Sexual assault sure is awful!
Guy 2: You said it! It's a terrible thing to do!
Guy 1/Guy 2: Hahaha

- The two friends rejoiced in the terrible acts of others, as they laughed all the way home -

by ImRyanGosling December 2, 2014

gome

A low-level grunt who does the shitwork that nobody else wants to or is willing to do. Usually used in the technical field in reference to data entry.

Ted said they'd need to get a couple of gomes in to finish up the TPS reports.

by epoxybrain June 9, 2005

anal gnome

When a man inserts his penis (or in this case, "Gnome") into a woman's anal orifice. Said woman must be ready for the "Gnome" to plow her cornhole. Once penis is inserted, grab woman's face and slam the back of her head onto the hard part of the bed. Booyah!

Suzy, what the fuck happened to your head?

Well, Jennifer, Curtis gave me an anal gnome last night. That gnome was a real bastard.

by Kool-Aid45756895 July 20, 2008

underpants gnomes

A general term for short-ass freshmen (occasionally uperclassmen) who have yet to hit puberty and appear to be in the fourth grade (both in physical appearance, psychological development and writing ability). Usually have some strange/repulsive/childish personal habits (Ex: playing one-man football). Non-anime boobies are like kryptonite to them. Often carry airport bags in lieu of backpacks, believed to be full of stolen underpants (this cannot be confirmed due to their kung-fu grip ability), suspected to be a part of the shadowy and sinister "Phase 2". Reviled by all but the most desperate or demented fanboys and otaku. Sometimes abbreviated to UPGs.

"you wanna hang out in Steve's room?"

"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."

by Natepalm October 17, 2003

Gnome Patrol

GNOME PATROL is the alias for an acoustic duo cover project based in Knoxville, TN. The group is locally legendary for their medleys and mash-ups of popular radio hits, crossing genres and styles with comic humor in the footsteps of groups like Tenacious D and Flight Of The Conchords. In addition to their unique on-stage antics, they are also known to perform serious cover material and a few original songs, showcasing their talent as accomplished musicians. Gnome Patrol is also known for their silly videos plugging their live shows, contests and Gnome related exploits.

"Yo, dat Gnome Patrol is crazy dope, chief!!!"

by Manheim Steamroller February 22, 2009