god

Basically the exact same thing as greek mythology, but for some reason people accept it as the truth and shrug off mythology claiming it's ridiculous. God is also a way for people to explain the unexplainable... until science makes it look like a stupid childrens story.

Mom- "Human sin came about when a snake told Eve to eat an apple off this tree and she would be all-knowing."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"

Mom- "One time, Jesus cured a blind man by putting mud on his face."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"

Mom- "God didn't like the world he created it so he asked a 900 year old man named Noah to build a boat to fit all the animals on it. And then it rained for forty days and nights and then the rain evaporated and they lived happily ever after. Not only that, but when the animals started fucking each other, the next generations magically weren't mutated even though they were fucking each others brothers and sisters!"
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"

by S.N.D. October 9, 2007

god

Apparently the almmighty being of the Universe, but why is it a GUY? Wanna know why? Because the people who wrote the bible were guys. End of story.

Man, I talked to God the other day, and she is PISSED.

by Leolani July 4, 2006

god

who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.

God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

GOD

The head of the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit). The Supreme God I would rather live my life believing in God and His existence, and die and find out He doesn't exist, than to live my life like there isn't a God, to die and find out He exist!

In the beginning GOD created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1

by RedRose237 September 22, 2006

Gods

N-th dimensional beings that both created the universes, and destroyed them. They are nearly immortal since they control time, and have powers beyond all, including control of all the dimensions. The most powerful Gods are Ancients, who are creators and destroyers alike, and can only be described as N+ dimensional beings.

God does not exist. The Gods do.

by detranova December 1, 2003

god

On here are some who believe he exists, others say he doesn't. I do believe in him. If others don't, hey, that's cool. But if you don't, don't be a complete fuckface and flame those who do believe in him. Those who do believe in him, likewise. Don't flame the ones that don't believe in him.

God... does he exist? We may never know.

by Adrian July 4, 2006

god

what four guys made up when they were pissed and decided to make a book out of it! hey why not (shrug)

hmm... im bored.. ooh paul lets make some guy up called... ermm.. hey dog! ooh, i know.. GOD! and he could be all mighty and stuff..

yeaaaaah im so stoned right now... 0_O

by Bobbles April 21, 2006