cock goblin 

1) A small creature, usually green in color, who resides in a human male's shorts and snuggles ever so gently with the cock. (useable as an insult)

1. I love my little cock goblin.
2. Wow, Jessica is such a cock goblin!

cock goblin by Hoffman, Hoffbeast January 28, 2008

sarm goblin 

Someone you are jealous of because they are bigger than you, they are leaner than you, they are stronger than you, they look better than you and they pull more bitches than you. You act like the Sarm Goblin is disgusting and you constantly make fun of them but you secretly want to be them so badly. The more you hate on the Sarm Goblin the more their power and confidence increases. It simply feeds them.

John: Look at that guy benching 275, he could barley put up the bar last year.

Noah: He’s a Sarm Goblin, he cheated.

John: You’re just mad he pulls more bitches than you cause of his incredible strength and physique that women drool over.

Noah: Yeah whatever. (Proceeds to bench 135 for a single rep)

sarm goblin by Daddy C-Bum December 31, 2021

ass goblin 

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass

1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.

ass goblin by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

dong goblin 

The act of unleashing tiny armored monsters into the vaginal canal with the intent to infect. Once the monsters have nested into the vaginal canal they will discard there excrement out of the canal. (Gonorrhea)

Jessica I slept with Justin and got "dong goblins" in my vagina.

Rob I can’t believe Dan gave me “dong goblins” in my ass. (Gay Version)

dong goblin by Two Knuckles Deep January 16, 2011

Ass Goblin 

Donald Trump

Dude did you see that ass goblin on tv

Ass Goblin by Three little niglets February 4, 2017

porch goblin 

Its the modern definition of a baby porch monkey or greasy dread headed chief keef

Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin

porch goblin by UncleSamInATrenchCoat August 13, 2017

tit goblin 

A person normally named Sam who is know for stealing your kills and loot in fortnite battle royal

“Get me you tit goblin” oh sorry my mic unplugged

tit goblin by Widowmain June 14, 2018