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battle gnome

a short guy in the military

the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka
"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"
by S1cknxss November 7, 2023
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The Geometry Dash Effect

A phenomenon where a video game and it's community get no updates for so long that when it finally does get an update the community will lose all brain cells and create things in which most regular people could never comprehend.
Person 1: "The fuck is going on with those people, the game just updated!"

Person 2: "That's just the geometry dash effect doing it's thing."
by Lopadotemachoselachogaleokra February 17, 2024
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Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.
The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.
by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024
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Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024
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4D Geometry

The study of shapes and spaces in four dimensions, where the fourth dimension is typically considered time or an additional spatial dimension beyond our familiar three. In 4D geometry, objects have four mutually perpendicular axes, allowing for forms that would seem impossible in 3D—like the tesseract (a 4D cube), which projects into our world as a cube within a cube with connecting lines that don't actually touch. 4D geometry explains why your keys seem to disappear into thin air (they've merely shifted into the fourth dimension) and why your phone is always in the last place you look (you're only checking three dimensions). It's the geometry of time travelers, interdimensional beings, and anyone who's ever said "it's in another dimension" as an excuse.
Example: "He tried to explain 4D geometry to his friend by describing a tesseract—a cube within a cube with all corners connected. His friend asked if that was like Inception. He said no, it was like a cube that also exists in time. His friend asked if that was like a movie. He gave up and said 'it's complicated,' which is 4D geometry's favorite phrase."
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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5D Geometry

The study of shapes and spaces in five dimensions, where the fifth dimension is often considered probability or possibility space—the dimension where all possible outcomes branch from every moment. In 5D geometry, objects have five perpendicular axes, allowing for forms that contain not just every point in space and time but every point in every possible timeline. A 5D sphere (a 5-sphere) would appear in our 3D world as an infinite series of branching possibilities, each intersecting with our reality at points of decision. 5D geometry explains why you always pick the slowest line at the grocery store (you're just experiencing the branch where that happens) and why there's a version of you that's already finished shopping (they're in a different 5D coordinate).
Example: "She applied 5D geometry to her love life, realizing that in the fifth dimension (probability space), there were infinite versions of her dating infinite versions of her crush. In some branches, they were happy; in others, miserable; in others, they'd never met. Her 3D self was just one coordinate in an infinite possibility space. She found this either comforting or terrifying, depending on the branch."
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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6D Geometry

The study of shapes and spaces in six dimensions, where the sixth dimension is often considered the space of all possible initial conditions—every possible way the universe could have started, leading to every possible history. In 6D geometry, objects have six perpendicular axes, allowing for forms that contain all possible universes with all possible starting points. A 6D object would appear in our reality as a kind of meta-universe, containing every branch of every possibility from every beginning. 6D geometry is what you need when 5D isn't infinite enough, when you need to account not just for different choices but for different laws of physics, different constants, different realities entirely.
Example: "He tried to use 6D geometry to understand why his life turned out this way. In 6D, it wasn't just his choices (5D) but the initial conditions—his parents, his birthplace, his genetics—that branched into infinite possibilities. Somewhere, a version of him with different initial conditions was a billionaire. Here, he was eating ramen. 6D geometry explained everything and helped nothing."
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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