board games

when you play board games you bend your gf/bf over the table and f*ck them in the a**

board games?

by ma dudes April 26, 2021

Mexican Jew Games

A competition in which 2 or more champions compete to find coins (preferably 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent pieces). The coins are thrown by the thrower (within a 30m range) onto an oval with a fence around it's perimeter. The winner is the person that has the most monies at the end of the games.

"YES! I won the Mexican Jew Games! I came out of the games with 40 cents!"

by themexicanandthejew February 8, 2014

GPG (Girls Play Games)

Girls Play Games: When a girl you're seeing/dating is playing games, acting sketchy, making shit up or blatantly lying.

Bro 1: "Bro, she told me she's not sleeping with anyone else, but I caught her texting her ex about coming over"

Bro 2: "What do you expect dude? GPG......"

Bro 1: "she also told me her phone was off but it was lighting up every 10 seconds"

Bro 2: "Yep... GPG"

Bro 1: "She also said she was busy and we couldn't hang out, but i'm hanging out on her couch right now"

Bro 2: "No surprise..... anotha girl, more GPG (Girls Play Games)"

by NDOTP June 8, 2018

Epic Games Store

Epic Games Store is a product created by the one true king of PC Gaming; Tim Sweeney, Megabillionaire Playboy invented the App as a kryptonite for Steam Shills; Steam is Created by Valve, a company well know for Underage gambling and forced microtransactions.

Ya'll see Borderlands 3 is coming to Epic Games Store?

by John Romero's Bitch June 10, 2019

Web Gems

The combining, or combination of the words "unbearably" and "terrible" to form the word "unbearable."

Whoa, that guy is awful! That guy over there is the DEFINITION of web gems.

by Ronald Stevenson June 20, 2008

games guru

A tramp who ekes out a meagre living giving out cheats for games on that crap show Gamezville.

I hear that Games Guru used to live in a cardboard box.

by Judge Death February 6, 2005

Dames before Games

Putting you girlfriend, girl you like before you play video games, & pay more attention to the girl then your game. Remember she will actually love you back. And you might get some;.

Ben: Bro, Did you play MW2 yesterday online?
Kyle: Nah man, Leah was over yesterday.
Ben: Aaaah, Dames before Games.

by Tool. October 21, 2010