actual fuck

When shit's so fucked up, you can't describe it.

Example - "What in the actual fuck did I just watch?"

by nkoppk15 December 9, 2013

International fuck

An international fuck is where you find a person of the opposite sex from overseas, invite him/her home, and then fuck them.

It's usually done by hippies who wear long Inspector Gadget coats, and people who are violent psychopaths who threaten to kill people.

Shauwn decided to find some poor girl from Hong Kong who couldn't speak English as his International Fuck.

by who the hell wrote this fuckin December 17, 2009

nigger fuck

a fuck head that is a nigger

look at that nigger fuck
fuck that nigger

by tentacle penis June 3, 2018

Cute as fuck

You

“Wow you looked cute as fuck today

by Finky_father_figure January 29, 2019

calm the fuck down

Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.

Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN

by apxcirrus September 12, 2013

Flying Fuck

Though used in daily speech, little is actually known about the flying fuck. Native to Africa, this flightless bird tends to be secretive and rarely allows itself to be visible, hence, examining it in it's natural habitat is nearly impossible. Due to their extreme lack of activity within the community, they were considered a rare commodity throughout several African villages. The term "I don't give a flying fuck" Originally meant that you could not put a price on such a item or service, but after translation and over use, the statement now means the exact opposite of this.

Jimmy left his flying fuck in the wagon, and now he has none. He can no longer give a "flying fuck", as he has none.

by Norman "GIR" Lalonde August 17, 2004

Yeah, well fuck you!

A phrase used when one fails to think of a decent comeback. originally used by comedian Ron White.

Person A: ur moms fat
Person B: Yeah, well fuck you!

by TooBlonde2BeEmo October 21, 2006