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Infield Fly Rule

Baseball sexual metaphor for when there's an unequal ratio of males and females at a party and one member of the dominant group leaves to create an equal ratio.
John called the infield fly rule at the party and left so it didn't turn into a sausage fest.
by Shazam814 December 10, 2009
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No Fly Zone

A topic to be avoided when in conversation because if you bring it up it triggers a very negative response or no response.
Husband to wife: Every time I bring up politics, finances, or current social issues you become irrational and emotional and say you can't talk about it. I feel like there are too many no fly zones!
by Shamebow May 12, 2018
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The Venus Fly Trap

A sexual experience that will rock your socks
This is the procedure on how to correctly achieve the venus fly trap.
(1.) Male lies on his back.
(2.)Male spreads his legs open like a V shape outward into the air.
(3.) The female commences to stroke the asshole of the male with her tongue.
(4.) When the male alludes the females tongue firmly caressing his ass hairs, the male must abruptly clasp his butt cheeks together, thus clamping the females tongue within his hairy derriere.

It is suggested to be naked or in asscheekless chops to pull this off as easily and comfortably as possible.
Last night Justin went out in his butt cheekless chops and picked up a few harlets. Let's just say a few tongues got trapped in his hairy asshole, because he perfected "the venus fly trap".
by Joshua Phillip November 5, 2006
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About to fly

When an unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) situation gets too close to the point of collapse.
A: "Yo... how´s your relationship with Juliette?"
B: "About to fly."
by rperazag July 10, 2010
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when pigs fly

A not so subtle reference to Attorney General William Barr flying all over the world to investigate “Deep State” politics and international connections to it.
Of course it is entirely improbable that Attorney Generals travel all over the world to look into screwball conspiracy theories, but AG Barr has made the improbable come true, so we can now say “when pigs fly” and really mean it!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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That shit don't fly with me

used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.
Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground
by s331408203 October 17, 2011
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dead fly

and old punk dance when you collapse on the floor and twitch in time to the music
So you'd be at this punk all-dayer, and you'd feel something at your foot while you are pogoing. You look down to see someone doing the dead fly. Without a moment's thought you stamp on the fucker's face
by hermaphrodite October 9, 2004
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