Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022

Floor Nag

When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.

Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.

by Eagle Flies June 11, 2011

Floor

A girl who is very brutal to her mother!!!

She is such a floor

by fresh prins September 20, 2023

floor whore

Always on the floor for no reason.

- Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.

by ohnojan September 9, 2022

Back door to top floor

This is a sex move where a guy is giving anal, stops, and his partner gives a blow.

That girl was freaky. We went from back door to top floor.

by Verlhum October 24, 2020

floor loot

Used to describe a girl who has been with may guys

Originates from the game Fortnite battle royale where “floor loot” isn’t a desired item but is easy for the taking

“Hey bro I broke up with Melissica last week”
“Bro I heard she already got fucked twice last weekend”
“She floor loot bro”

by Shmelvin February 16, 2024

floor prize

A nugget of marijuana, some cash, or anything of value
mistakingly found lying on ground/floor.

I was completely dry until I practically tripped over this
nice floor prize.

by kc94kc94 July 26, 2007