fasten

to put a thing on a thing and use another thing to keep the thing on the thing

fasten your seatbelts

by Svendesen Alaskamericasmaximas June 19, 2016

Fasterun

To be "faster than".
Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.

"Bloody camels, a fish could walk fasterun you"

by 8 stair July 26, 2004

fastini

Best drink, even though it has the word Fass in it

"Hmmm man better get me some fastini! YEEHAW Eff the world!"

by Ned+Kev January 26, 2008

Fastmercialize

A verb used to describe the act of fast-forwarding through commercials using a DVR or other similar device.

I fastmercialize through all the annoying commercials with my DVR.

by Randen January 15, 2009

fastinization

The process of fasting aka on a diet and not eating solids.

I cant go for dinner Shaniqua I am on a fastinization.

by REDDY March 29, 2015

Fastfoodie

A fastfoodie is a person who has an ardent or refined interest in fast food, soft drinks, and dollar meals. A fastfoodie seeks predictable, familiar food experiences and convenience (there'd better be a drive-through); not flavor, nutrition, or curiosity.

I've never had Thai food, sushi, or hummus -- I'm a fastfoodie!

by Eric Brightwell March 30, 2015

fastball special

A popular superhero tag-team maneuver, where one throws a partner at a target. The person throwing usually has superhuman strength. It is also known as a Maneuver Seven.
For example:

"I'm going to Fastball Special you into a fucking wall."

Colossus and Wolverine.

"I'm going to Fastball Special you into a fucking wall."

by dingledangus April 19, 2015