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A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
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pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''
by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006
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A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
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fanny

Common name for female in South East Asia. Sadly some people think that English is the only language in the world.
"What's your name? "
"Fanny."
"Your parents really gave you that name?

Imagine the bully.
by TheUnholy July 3, 2022
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Fanny flap

A term that can be used as "dick" or "cunt"
Cunt
Dickhead
"Did you wash my socks you fanny flap?"
by Killam123 May 23, 2018
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tardis fanny

A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve
:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night

:how did it go ?

:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY
by Mauf56 May 10, 2020
mugGet the tardis fannymug.

Fanny curl

When you are hear of something revolting of a sexual nature or relating to sexual health which induces the feeling of your Fanny lips curling in on them self as to seal the vagina out of disgust.
His foot fetish made my Fanny curl!
by Pdiddyhasalittlewilly October 5, 2022
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