cock fucked 

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

cock fucked by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

Done fucked up 

When you do something you didn’t mean to

Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.

Done fucked up by Risoh June 7, 2018

food-fucked 

Feeling sleepy and/or lazy after eating a large meal. Also known as "The Itis".

"I just got myself food-fucked at the Chinese Buffet down the street. I'm gonna go take a nap."

food-fucked by Mark71 October 15, 2007

Mind-Fucked 

When something becomes so confusing or intertwined with something else that it causes massive confusion in a person. Similar to a roofie being slipped to someone, causing confusion and a feeling that you were just fucked (or in this case, Mind-Fucked).

Man 1: I just saw that Leo Dicaprio movie "Inception" last night and I have never felt this weird feeling before...

Man 2: I think the word you're looking for is "Mind-Fucked".

Mind-Fucked by CausedChernobyl July 21, 2010

Rat Fucked

To intentionally interfere with another's process, practice, method, or effort to accomplish some specific goal. The use of this is tied to Stanford University and its Comp Sci department as part of their interaction with Military and Intel people. In Stanford Lingo to RF someone is to stomp them into the dirt - make their effort worthless and to intentionally discredit them in the public. Stanford members are famous as well for RF'ing any number of people.

we Rat Fucked (Rf'd) him pretty well.

Rat Fucked by 99-202 April 25, 2015

Tiny fucked a stump 

A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense.

Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-who's there?
Baby-fish boy
Otis-fish boy who?
Baby-Tiny fucked a stump!
me-???

knock knock
whos's there?
stump
stump who?
FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME!

Tiny fucked a stump by Aleister Andrew December 13, 2008

cluster fucked 

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.

Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.

cluster fucked by jesster79 February 2, 2006