first

a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net

(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST

by dtsergiu February 10, 2009

First Date

Having your parents drive you to mcdonalds

Mom can you drive me to my first date please.

by SwagYolo42O September 16, 2014

the whole nine yards not the first six inches

1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)

"Girl, what you need to be looking for is the whole nine yards not the first six inches."

by RUKind January 8, 2009

First Lady Assassins

Awesome band from Tulsa Oklahoma (T-Town)

First Lady Assassins formed in 2006 in a basement. Band members consist of...
Brian Bolton (Guitar), Brent Blackburn (Drums), Jordan Coon (Vocals), Jeremy Crouch (Guitar), & Jason Hamilton (Bass)

First Lady Assassins myspace URL (myspace.com/flaband)

Pills:
Uppers by day, downers by night.
i don't wanna go to work and i don't want to go to bed.
I don't need, fucking sleeep
I just need booze and speed.
Fuck you.


Less Punk Than you:
You listened back when LTJ was still ska
when punk was tuff not like the new Unwritten Law

by T-Town WxC. March 30, 2009

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)is a non profit organization founded in the town of Victorville, California in the Fall of 2008. A simple belief in the freedom to drink is the message this small congregation sends forth.

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) really saved me from a life of good wholesome soberness.

by Volcomxxstonerxx March 2, 2009

forest

a girl with a hairy pussy

a girl with a hairy pussy
DUDE 1: damn cuh, i got me a forest yesterday, but she got that good good so i dont mind
DUDE 1: i got me chopped woods it was fire though

by lilbabiey December 13, 2018

Forest Grove Highschool

A bad high school with druggies, fagots, and whores. In a bumbfuck town too. Not the ideal place to put your kid for four years of their lives.

Kid 1: Where can we find some weed?
Kid2: Forest Grove Highschool.....

by forest grove January 5, 2011