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Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.
Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then
by Lucosa April 12, 2017
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fast heartbeat

he was so stressed it caused him to have a FAST HEARTBEAT.
by ItsMeGEOFF October 13, 2017
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fast couch

The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.
by fundlebubble November 12, 2017
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fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret
It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.
by Glenydotcom2 May 1, 2018
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fast cash

Fast cash is a money that you can earn in short time period without investment, special knowledge or education for it. Maybe the best known fast cash source is fast-cash.ml there is free e-book for 100 ways to make fast cash online
Hey man, you got any small job i really need fast cash?
by 420seer July 11, 2018
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Fastesest

I am the most fastesest than you
by Boo I’m a ghost September 22, 2018
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Fast as egg

Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.
Yooo that post is fast as egg.
by Yaboiy420 January 13, 2019
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