Epic Battle Guy

The slayer of all existence, and also the bringer of the beginning, his scuttling can be heard across the ages, behind the backgrounds of time. To be blatent. Do not fuck with this being.

"Oh its epic, its an epic battle, oh oh, Epic Battle Guy."

"Epic battle guuuuuuuuuuuyy!!!"

by Dean F. & Brandyn W. September 18, 2008

epic fail

1. the Stimulus Package
2. Obama

"OMG, look at that epic fail that's on TV!"
"Looks at this $13 I got from that epic fail!"

by 10379 February 27, 2009

Epic Fail

The 2010 Dallas Cowboys

They were supposed to contend for the Super Bowl. Yea like that's going to happen. Epic Fail

by pacothegreat November 2, 2010

Epic Flail

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

by A Fish May 15, 2008

epic

adjective

something so incredible that it can only be described as epic, few things fall into this category, but when they do, you will never forget them

"my girlfriend stuck her finger in my butthole last night, it was epic"

"that girl has epic tits"

by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

epic

Used to mark or signify an important or extremely fun event. Usually used when in the company of friends.

Man, when Keiter gets back it's gonna be so epic...

I'm so stoked for this party, it's gonna be epic.

by twinfish July 23, 2008

Epic Ninja

When two people engage in an intense batte to settle differences once and for all in, prison rules apply here, excluding pillows, and costumes are worn.

Kaytlyn and Corey had an Epic Ninja today, it was brutal, she destroyed him with a purple nurple!

by KJG44 June 5, 2011