Meow Disease

A disease where you cant stop meowing. It is not contagious but there has been reports of it spreading.
Danger level: Medium

He has Meow Disease!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

Zoink disease

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.

Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks

by rpetersen May 29, 2019

Fatty-Disease

Diabetic haters possess someone to fall off their bed.

Jaké fell off his bed because of Fatty-Disease

by JakeMacWord June 11, 2019

hawaiian disease

Lackanookie

His problem is he's got the hawaiian disease

by Daytona rick June 24, 2019

Dodge disease

Dodge disease also referred to as stupidity is a long and devastating process one undergoes when they decide that a ram truck is truly the king of all trucks

I mean I would invite home but he has dodge disease

He used to be so cool till he got dodge disease

by TacomaCrew October 15, 2019

nick disease

when you see the jonas brothers and nick jonas sneezes on you, you get nick disease.

*sneezes* oh no I think I got the nick disease.

by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 20, 2019

booty disease

The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.

Timmy contracted the booty disease and now no one will have lunch with him.

by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020