Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.

Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”

by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

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Veto-Diet

A combined diet that blends vegan and keto principles, focusing on plant-based, low-carb, high-fat eating.

Sheila began her veto-diet last week after realizing, she was eating to much carbohydrates on a plant-forward dietary journey and not getting the nutrients needed to lose weight.

by truthuman April 5, 2025

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A phrase used to describe something that is blatantly differentiated from its counterparts — an allusion to online videos where creators try to blindly taste different sodas and guess Diet Coke correctly.

“I wasn’t sure which shoes to wear to the concert, until I put on my boots and I was like oh, “that’s Diet Coke”.

by Shawtytrifling May 8, 2025

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Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.

“Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.

by WebRobynz December 4, 2022

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North Poleo Diet

A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.

Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.

by johnpercivalhackworth December 9, 2022

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