dildo

nice instrument used by women, in conjuction with their secure, well hung man to stimulate sex even further.

I watched her slide the 8 inch dildo in and out getting wetter for me to put in my 11 inch real hard cock

by realman October 3, 2003

dildod

well basically it started from an indian means how are you. example...

gurpak says:- dildod
humkapak says:- im fine thanks.

by john April 12, 2004

DILDO

The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).

Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!

by Tcp October 6, 2013

Dildo

1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".

As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.

by Ἀπολλύων October 31, 2016

rusty dildo

A weathered dildo that has been worn out with multiple nasty pussies but still useful for taunting your adversaries. No classy woman would use a rusty dildo as it has been overused.

Go suck a rusty dildo.

by Meme King Shit Spreader October 25, 2019

the forbidden dildo

A Forbidden Dildo is a wonder. It is a shit so long and large that you can’t fathom how it slid out of those cheeks.

“The Forbidden Dildo took my ass hole last night!”

by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 17, 2019

dildo day

Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.

Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.

This year we will celebrate Dildo Day alone!

by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 26, 2006