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Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.
A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
by smoke muffin June 18, 2021
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Date with Jerome

When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it
Hey bro, are you ok? You look kinda uncomfortable
I’m fine, I just had a date with Jerome”
by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019
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mid-date

Not quite ready for a personal dating relationship but over the friendzone. Ready for a chill a $$ sesh
Tryna mid-date
by chikah April 3, 2017
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replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.
Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.
mugGet the replay datemug.

dating troll

a girl or a guy who will wait in the cut and make sure that the person you are dating is always uncomfortable dating you.
ie) A snake whispering in his/her ear.
While I was dating Tabatha, a dating troll started trolling and long story short the date ended before the ball got rolling.
by c-hat-e April 19, 2013
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Romantic Date

A date where at least two people sit down in a park and listen to someone play the accordion while watching pigeons and eating sunflower seeds.
Sorry, Carlos you can't come we are having a Romantic Date.
by pitypartytime April 14, 2023
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Bro-date

An outing with a close friend, only applies to 2 guys going out, hanging out
“Oh you guys are going out together ? Have fun in your bro-date.
by Modez May 31, 2018
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