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Chronic

someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called chronic. chronic are easy to get along with and usually very funny.
"dang ten is such a chronic, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"
by TheRealBowman November 21, 2022
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Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023
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chronically online

yuki has OLD, its probably because hes chronically online.
by yuki #1 hater February 19, 2023
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Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.
Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023
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Chronic DA syndrome

Chronic DA (DumbAss) Syndrome, a person who is prone to being a DumbAss and doing DumbAss things
I've been diagnosed with Chronic DA syndrome offer my last skiing accident, should have realised trees don't move when yelled at
by Refunded Life March 8, 2023
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cerona

A beautiful woman who is loyal and great shape to go along with her amazing personality
You see that girl, gosh she's such a cerona
by Pine3061 January 2, 2023
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Chronicology

The pure love & knowledge of Cannabis Chronic Weed Pot Ganja Smoke Pot Tree Indo Hydro Exotics Xaa Mari Jane Marijuana. Being experienced & knowledgeable of Marijuana strains looks & flavors As u learn you become a Chronicologist
Sit back & smoke some of this fire trees and enjoy & learn some Chronicology
by anonymous March 21, 2023
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