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Creasant wank

The art of arranging your 5 favourite porn mags open at your favourite pages into an arc in front of you giving you a 180 degree visual feast to focus on whilst polishing ones trumpet
Sadly becoming more seldom practiced with the advent of on -line rhythm stimulation using tablets and computers
“Can’t wait for the mrs to go out to the bingo later

I’m backing up that much I’m gonna have me a creasant wank “
by Lord loverocket October 9, 2018
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Creasing

English slang: to cringe
Sometimes often confused with creasing (laughing)
*insert random cringey, unironic TikTok video*
Me: "I'm creasing so much"
by despacito_thotslayer November 1, 2018
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create your universe

Design your destiny taken to a whole other level(;

Hello my name is Elisse Morphew and I own a Utility Patent for the Create your Universe company; it is an app for your phone that will allow a communication flow through built-in sensors on gloves which utilize pressure, speed, and movement and measure them in an analog signal. Next, an AVS machine with bluetooth capabilities transpires that signal to a digital signal so the phone is able to understand. Last, the phone communicates with a projector to produce that image or any said image into clean air and the user is able to utilize that as a walking , life size, virtual computer desk.

SN: Users can even sense touch from another person trying to connect with them.
SSN: I have decided to go non-profit; I would like to contribute this as a cause to bring world peace and joy and make it open to everyone even in totalitarian governments. I would like anyone to be able to use this product and be able to have free music which may enlighten someone's day && through the night with beauty, passion, & a love United. May that lost soul find an overwhelming peace && in gain knowledge of an abundance of ways to resources that show truth to a happiest, most fulfilling, fruitful life! The gloves/phone application/projector/soundbar can even be encrypted💪
create your universe.. All you need is a finger print😝
by Marketing Director~GOD, Inc. November 18, 2018
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Creation of Satan

Apparently, the Latin word for Pokemon, Harry Potter and Tibia.
"Stop watching this creation of Satan!"
by álfur December 23, 2018
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Creatantrum

when one becomes very irritable, and annoying. and displays special type of anger.
if you don't listen to me im going to have a Creatantrum!
by smartypants:) March 17, 2019
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Creasu

An awesome minecraft player who is friendly to anyone he helps people who need it he never griefs or hacks just your friendly minecraft player
That guy is a real Creasu
by Creasu April 10, 2019
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Createful

A word that Wayne Lawrence created by first viewing a home-made wind turbine constructed by only a mere child. However, Createful is not a word what he was trying to say or what he was going to say was Creative.
"YOW DAWG YOU CREATEFUL ENNUH".
by KathyJames April 10, 2019
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