Cream pie

NOT A PASTRY another word for a girl cumming so much it looks like a pastry in her pussy, usually licked up by guy (or other girl not discriminating)

Yo i fucked a girl and she cream pied all over herself

by XXPurplygamingXX May 29, 2018

sour cream

Nick name given to people who have a common name spelled uncommonly.

Guy 1: Hey girl what's you name.
Girl 1: Alexus but spelled with a u.
Guy 1: Really...... well i will call you sour cream instead.

by bigbird's bitch May 8, 2011

raspberries and cream

When a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period, ejaculates inside of her, and then eats her out.

Sam: "Ian why aren't you hungry?"
Ian: "I had some of Miranda's raspberries and cream earlier today."

by Janet O'Malley July 2, 2007

cream dream

A feeling of souch exilaration that you actualy cream yourself; something so good that you actualy get aroused with nothing sexual present.

Captain Ed: I once had sex with two simeze twins

Ned: Its a cream dream

by e75500 July 16, 2005

Cream Cracker

Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"

Cream crackers are made of flour and yeast. Isn't that interesting?

by EmoBallerina February 21, 2011

Fight Cream

Fight cream is a froth excreted by fighters during physical confrontations which indicates a high degree of intensity during the fight. Fight cream may emanate from the mouth or from the skin as a form of sweat. Fight cream was made popular by the band Survivor in their song, "Eye of the Tiger."

"It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight synonymous for fight cream
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger"

by sashamedvedev November 25, 2011

Dildo Cream

A cream used to make a dildo slide smoother into a females vagina.

Your dildo is pretty dry try my dildo cream.

by Johnson von Penervargen. August 5, 2008