corndog mouth

Corndog mouth is a condition where all around a persons lips are zits. It is referred to as corndog mouth because as one consumes a greasy corn dog the absorbed grease in the breading may get all over ones mouth, hence causing a breakout.

Shit baby! Your corndog mouth has so many zits it looks like herpes!

by FUHB May 24, 2017

cornerism

The observation of people placing furniture or any item on angles in corners.

What fine cornerism. They way they put the cage in one corner and a fish tank in the other. What beautiful angles they used.

by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017

corndog

A person who has a soft, spongy exterior, salty weiner interior, and a stick up their butt.

Person 1 *playing Counter-Strike and gets killed through a wall*: "Man, this game sucks, too many cheaters, I'm going to report and give a bad review."
Person 2: "Dude don't be a fucking corndog."

by RachTrap April 8, 2018

blind corner

A really sketchy corner where you can't see what's around it, and where it's likely you'll crash into somebody you really don't want to crash into.

Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.

Sara: I had a really close call at the blind corner yesterday; I stopped to tie my shoe and I saw this creepy homeless guy staggering past. I would have crashed right into him if I hadn't stopped!

Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!

by ikarios May 30, 2009

Adobe Conned

The act of being conned by Adobe to install some bloatware, Google tool or desktop or McAfee malware simply because you click to download and install Adobe Flash or Reader too quickly and before the pre-checked additional bloatware box appears on the download webpage.

Go to www.adobe.com, click on Flash Player icon, click button to Download and install.... but wait a few seconds first and the preselected bloatware finally pops up is already checked and included if you miss it. If you find bloatware suddenly on your PC after installing an Adobe product.... you've been 'Adobe Conned!!!'

by The Beezle July 12, 2012

soft corner

like someone very much without a reason.

The kids in my class have a soft corner for the lame puppy, so they don't want to kill it!

by 1234Rockstar1234 September 14, 2017

Hairy Corndog

When the hair dressor is finished cutting your hair ,she takes your freshly cut hair and wacks you off with it .

I just went to the hairdresser down the road and she gives the best Hairy Corndog ever ...

by Kfry83 January 7, 2022