Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th was a very importent person, he invented bagels in 1785 and ended the territories war between new Hampshire and Arkansas. He was a very importent person who held the world recorded for throwing a brick, i was from kent Washington to Perth austrila. unfortanetly durring that tragic accident he killed some bitch called bee in 2026. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th also invented time travel. Many people dont know who Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is so this is why im making this. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is very cool and bee is a fucking idiot.

Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th is cool

by anonymous December 29, 2023

Info Constipation

The inability to write or create outside of a given framework.

"I had all these ideas but couldn't put it on paper"

"It sounds like you have Info Constipation my friend"

by Sir. KĀG January 24, 2024

news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore

Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.

by mphahaha February 1, 2024

Ocular Constipation

When you don’t see that shit happening.

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.

by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025

USS Constitution

frigat

person one: 'hey i visited USS Constitution today'

person two: 'frigat'
person three: 'i want to eat a large apple'

by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025

Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma October 11, 2016