Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020

dog confetti

When your dog gets hair all over your pants

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

by chuck van d December 7, 2007

Inflection confusion

When you mistakenly use the wrong inflection at the end of a sentence, resulting in confusion from both the listening and speaking parties

Guy 1: man that cheeseburger was tasty as hell??

Guy 2: wtf did you just say dude

Guy 1: sorry man serious case of inflection confusion

by bones4436 June 13, 2009

butt confetti

undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.

Don't allow Gertrude make you use the back door. She'll leave you with butt confetti to clean off.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

earth final conflict

A science-fiction television show, created by Gene Roddenberry (the creator of Star Trek.)It aired 1997-2003.

It's main plotline revolves around the arrival of a race of Aliens calling themselves Taelons. Dispite claiming to have come to earth on a mission of peace, are suspected of having other less benign intentions.

Liam: We humans have a saying "Keep your Friends close, but keep your enemies closer."

earth final conflict - "We are the companions. We are here to help."

by REB_99 September 30, 2007

boat of confidence

having so much faith in someone that it fills up a boat of a certain size, larger than a life boat, but smaller than a battleship

Person 1: dude, what did you get for number 69?
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam

by captaincock April 15, 2015

So I am confushun

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018