damage control

When you workout after a week/weekend of too much drinking.

Dude, I drank way too much last night. I'm gonna hit the gym for some damage control.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

boxknife control

OUTLAW BOXKNIVES!!!!!!

3,000 people killed on 9/11 because of boxknives!!!!!

Come on you libbies get off your asses and outlaw boxknives!!!!

by WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? August 15, 2004

damage control

After you've done a mistake, reduce all witnesses to silence.

1) Mafia guy: "We've hit that mother and she saw we were carrying drugs, we gotta do some damage control".
2) Company guy: "An employee left the beta version of his iPhone in a bar, we sent the security for some damage control".

by BartyPenguin March 7, 2014

Gun control

1 Having control over your weapon to ensure the best shot.
2 The most retarded of the liberal ideologies.

1 Donovan has great gun control.

2 Biden wants gun control and if he succeeds then we are figuratively fucked in the ass.

by Biden is a dick April 15, 2021

Gun control

1. hitting your target

2. thinking that passing laws against owning guns will keep criminals from using them while breaking other laws, like killing people

3.The reason lots of elderly people are now the victims of assaults in Australia.

4. The perfect prelude to any holocaust or genocide you plan on perpetrating.

Gun control was the smartest thing Hitler ever implemented.

by AMERICA FUCK YEAH! March 4, 2011

zero control

The neatoest guy in the world

Zero Control owns you.

by ZeroControl November 8, 2003

Cruise Control

The state of which your body has exhausted all its energy during sexual activity and results in a slow, uncontrolled motion that oddly resembles a humping motion.

After 5 hours of sex joe was very tired and put it into cruise control to catch his breath

by Tsutomu October 21, 2006