cloud computing

If one could consider the internet itself as being similar to a "cloud", in the way that it seemingly floats ubiquitously over everything and is not owned by anyone, cloud computing is using a cheap, rudimentary computer terminal as the only hardware you need in order to accomplish fully functional computing.

Man! Alhamdullilah that each one of us is finally able through cloud computing to stop being tied down to all that duplicative hardware!

by pamschel May 23, 2008

campus

Campusing is a move in rock climbing in which no feet are used.

Did you see how strong that big dude was?! He campused that entire overhang!

by skk October 8, 2006

apple computer

crap

by dookie July 3, 2003

apple computer

part of the fruits computer series

i much prefer the orange computer than the apple computer

by [boo-boo] July 1, 2003

Computer Rap

Rap made with a Computer, mostly to make fun of this Crappy music

See Rap is Crap

See the Sound Examples For it!

by Neo July 14, 2004

gangster computer

A computer that consists of HD less than a gig, and a RAM of 56 kilobytes.

pseudonym: "Ayo my nigga Luponatanyo"

Luponatanyo: "watz gOoD mAH ma1lV nigga pseudonym?"

pseudonym: "I trip on deh weed n shit can i download pr0n?"

Lupoatanyo: "Iight go ahead, dat shiit mad fazt i jus got upgrade on dat"

pseudonym: "NiiGGA DiiS shit jus TuR off on me, man DiiS is a, gangster computer."

by Majin STA October 18, 2008

Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007