commuversity

An institute of higher learning (formerly called a college or university) that thoroughly controls students in every aspect, such as economically, politically, and socially. Propaganda and brainwashing are often taught and enforced. These places tilt towards communism and believe they have power over students even off campus.

The three female college students were photographed without their face diapers (masks) in an off campus event, as a result the commuversity suspended the students, preventing them from taking final exams and wasting $15000 for the semester.

by CBSquared May 9, 2021

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

Computer Bunny

A biological male who is interested in tech related things, while constantly switching from being masculine to feminine.

Did you see that Jake guy today, he was wearing a skirt right?
Yeah, he's a real computer bunny, ya know?

by BunnySmile June 30, 2021

computerlizard

A person who is very knowledgeable with computers

Person A: My computer has 50 Gigaturds, 17 Terashits, 95 Megafarts, 7 Troglobites, 19, Trogolglogloblytes, and 2 DologloNites
Person B: (fuckin computerlizard)

by Saguya July 3, 2021

Commutrance

When you accidentally catch the eye of someone on public transport and you’re worried they think you’ve been staring at them for a long while.

Dude, I was in a commutrance and that girl totally caught me staring.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Computer

A big box with some electronics and malware also it can access the save haven for cringe twitter

Computer more like cumputer

by Holyholes September 10, 2021

Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else

Sorry I was computering

by Overminer November 24, 2021