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milo goes to college 

An album released by the band, The Descendents,in 1982, becoming one of the band's most popular albums, and earning it's spot as one of the most influential punk albums of it's time. Singing songs about not getting any, break-ups and bears, anyone willing to buy it won't be wasting their money.

Milo Goes To College, 1982, SST Records
milo goes to college by t-o-m December 6, 2006
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Cerritos College 

Cerritos College is a community college located in Norwalk, California. It was founded in 1955, and it has an attendence of about 23,000 students.

The long and short of it is that, all of the classes are on wait list, no exceptions. Everything in the bookstore is horribly expensive. The clubs are weird. The arcade games are too expensive, the only good one is Guilty Gear Isuka. Two of their classroom buildings are painted in weird colors, almost as if they were done on a dare. The Wi-Fi in the library is too slow.

Dudes with long hair are regarded as uber cool, and the same applies to dudettes with short hair.

Nobody really knows why, but everyone seems to roll with it, like the sheeple that they are.

And finally, they bring in free In-n-Out Burgers for everyone at the start of the semester. They're quite yummy actually.
Dudette: "Hey, is it true that there aren't any cute people at Cerritos College?"
Dude: "Umm... no? Who told you that?"
Dudette: "Mmm... Noone." :D
Dude: "Oh hey, did you want to come with me to buy textbooks?"
Dudette: "I wanted to... but look at those lines, there's even a line to get in!"
Dude: "Oh don't worry, It just looks crowded. It shouldn't take more than an hour."
Dudette: "Oh alright then." :)
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Dude and Dudette: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"

Hastings College 

A bubble of of liberalism in the hellscape of southern Nebraska. Located directly in the middle of a sea of corn this small school exhibits all off the things you don't look for in a college: a dead greek life and party scene, 'roided up ball players that somehow think they are all bound for the pros and manage to pull off losing records in NAIA every year, antisocial and ugly entitled females, and an overall lack of fun. The wonderful array of drugs that can be found on campus are a great way to imagine that you are somewhere else. Drinking away your boredom may also help you throw up the mystery slop that the cafeteria called "chimichangas."
I'm totally transferring out of hastings college

community college 

A place where you prolong your eventual dropping out of college.
Dude, community college is so boring.
community college by mysr October 19, 2006

Austin Community College 

ACC simply put, its where you wanna be...if you can't get into the University of Texas yet.
Dude 1 "where do you go to school"
Dude 2 "oh i go to austin community college, mostly rio grande campus"
Dude 1 "oh man, is it where you wanna be?"
Dude 2 "well ya until i can get my gpa up and transfer to UT"
Dude 1 "oh right"

Kaplan College 

the only college you will ever find in a mall
i couldn't get into community college so i went to kaplan college
Kaplan College by CBJDOE October 26, 2009

Loreto College 

Loreto College is a catholic institution, everyone who goes there is sexy af and are WAY smarter than the absolute gremlins that lurk around in Xaverian. but the maths department is gayyyy
“where college did you go to?” Omar
“Loreto collegeNiamh
“hell yeah you must be elite” Omar
Loreto College by TheAwesomeGingerOne November 13, 2019