Coblin

A fine fruit that can be found in Malaysia. It has a sweet taste and often causes unsuspecting tourist to excrete unsuspectingly. Also known as Fruit of evil and the fruit of expelling.

i haven't pooped in ages better eat a coblin...

by bleh November 27, 2003

Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

by Abbsty November 20, 2016

gooch cobler

synonym for bull shit
total crap
something not true

dude you are feeding me total gooch cobler right now!

by jnasty09 February 5, 2009

Cobra Kai

According to Steam, if you kick ass in one of their games (e.g. Half Life 2, Counter Strike Source), ressembling the ass kicking style of the Cobra Kai team.

"Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy"

Gamer 1: Dude, what's your Steam rating, I'm "Cobra Kai!"
Gamer 2 (n00b): I'm "Cobra Kai!" too.
Gamer 1: no way dude, by the way you play, you must be "Teh Suck"

by AC3CRACK September 28, 2007

cobra clutch

Also known as a cross-arm lock or cross-arm choke. The wrestler stands behind the opponent and uses one arm to place the opponent in a half nelson. The wrestler then uses their free arm to pull the opponent's free arm across the opponent's neck, thereby using the opponent's own arm to choke them. This can be set up as a bomb technique as well; after setting the clutch, sitting down and dropping the opponent on the back, using their hands as handles.

With the heavy-weight belt on the line and the whole world's eyes on the fight, the wrestler took the arm of his opponent and crossed it around his opponent's neck in the cobra clutch, pulling up just enough to cause loss of consciousness and ultimately win.

by Jesse Johnston August 17, 2006

kurt cobain

The frontman, singer and truly poetic songwriter of Nirvana. Died April 5th 1994. They can say it was a suicide or a drug overdose, but people still believe that it was Courtney Love that commited the crime... Or had something to do with it.

R.I.P. KURT COBAIN.
(Kurdt)

n. Kurt Cobain will forever rest in peace.

by Anony_mous December 28, 2005

Cobus

Beast of a person! Very funny. A Cobus is also an amazing drummer and musician. They also like to shout "Booya" and say fo shizzle a lot.
Cobuses are also involved in a program that cheers up emo kids.

1. There's this wicked cool dude from South Africa and he's a total Cobus.

2. The hardest name to pronounce is Cobus.

by nickm70 September 14, 2009