closet faggot

an extremely manly guy, who denies that he's gay - even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include:

penn state fan

1.Jerry Sandusky closet faggot- penn state scandal

by penn state hater December 3, 2011

Airtight Closet Homosexual

A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.

u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.

u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.

by id13 July 18, 2011

closet fag

one who is a fag but does not let others know

andy cooley is a closet fag

by mr peepers August 29, 2006

Up Close and Personal

All up in someone's face.Or really close and in someone's bussiness!

*sits next to Jairo at ThElement* DAMN JAIRO, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!!!

by Lala and Alexis November 18, 2005

Closet slut

you think shes a really good girl maybe even a virgin, she sometimes wears low cut tops but shes usually covered but once you get her into bed after a couple times, your fucked literally and figuratively

I happen to be a closet slut

by lifexnretrospect April 26, 2009

closers

When you close a deal or get something done like get or mack a fine ho

i macked that bitch, im going to make coffee because coffee is for closers. Remember your ABC's. Always be closing

by coles September 14, 2003

Cloisterfuck

An unorganized architecture desk full of papers, basswood, chipboard, trace, and pencils that covers what your professor is trying to grade.

Me- Hey Cordell did you grade my project over the weekend?

Professor Cordell Steinmetz- No, I couldn't find it on your cloisterfuck of a desk.

by mm03NN16 September 25, 2010