Cougar Mountain Classic

The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.

Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.

by Cougar Mountain Classic June 3, 2014

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the ismael classic

when someone plays as donkey kong in smash bros ultimate picks you up and cargo throws you at the bottom corner of the stage.

“did you just pull of the ismael classic”

by IDIEDONTHURSDAY November 17, 2020

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Certified Drake Classic

Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.

After I hit it I pulled a certified drake classic just to be sure she ain’t gettin no bag from me

by Virginbyn8r April 5, 2022

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The Aaron Classic

When a person kills a groupchat

"We had a right conversation going and he's after pulling The Aaron Classic"

by theaaronclassic June 29, 2022

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One of great beauty, charm, and stubborness! She is outgoing very intelligent and gets bored easily with one thing. Has to have some one that can keep up with her mind and compete with her stubborness. She loves all animals and creatures no matter how big or small. Very into family.

She Cassittea'd (charmed) a Brown Recluse into a Butterfly net just to take it for a ride in her battry powered Corvette, across the yard to save it time.

by Mommy 4 life February 3, 2010

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