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Chunky Chuck

While a man is giving a woman oral sex, he sticks his index finger down his throat and barfs all over her gash. After rubbing it in, he will start to bang her and use his chunky vomit as lubercation.
"Hey Honey, tonite is perfect for a Chunky Chuck because I had beef stew for lunch!"
Chunky Chuck by Ray October 21, 2004
A fact about Chuck Norris, detailing about Chuck, or what he has done
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

The above are "Chuckisms"
chuckism by Chuckmaster A January 29, 2006

chicks ahoy! 

1). a phrase that can be used to tell your buddies that a potentially good looking group of girls have been spotted while out in a social setting (bar, campus, party, etc.)
2). the name given to a seafaring vessel that has been the source of much controversy, myth, and legend. It is known to have been built in the year 1969, a year that will forever live in minds of sailors and seamen alike. Through many exchanges of hands it has garnered notoriety for being an agile beast, who can untie itself from docks, ruin/deplete bank accounts, and be an endless source of sea tail and hangovers. For these points alone, it will live on in the hearts and minds of those who have boarded its decks and attempted to tame it.
for defintion 1:

person 1: "hey man this bar blows, lets get out of here.."
Person 2: "no way, there's chicks ahoy! at 2 o'clock son"

for definition 2:

BK- "man, the cops just called.. apparently chicks ahoy! is somewhere out on the bay"
TK- "wait wasn't it tied up just last night"?
BK- "yeah I guess it got loose, and now its out sailing around on its own"
chicks ahoy! by seeeriousowashington February 18, 2009
Another name for a Juul or vaping device.
Yo pass the chucka real quick, I need that buzz, playa!
Chucka by Yvngchucka June 26, 2018

chuck a sickie 

Call in to work or skip school and opt out for a sick day whether you're sick or not.
After hitting up the club and the Waffle House, I decided to chuck a sickie so I could stay home and chill.
chuck a sickie by Marsha G. White December 29, 2007

Chuck Norris Action Shorts 

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.
A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.