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The Chris Christie

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
We did the Chris Christie in a parking garage .
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Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)
"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.
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Chris Pratt

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Chris Ingham

All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:

He creeps on young women.

He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)

He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.

He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.

His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!

He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.

Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.

Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).

Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.

Keeps losing go-pros.

One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.

Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”
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Chris Shiflett

Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United

In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.

He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
Chris Shiflett..
That is all
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Chris Cheney

The lead vocalist and lead guitarist of the Austuralian band The Living End.

The following songs/albums are written by Chris Cheney:

1. The Living End (1999): Ever song in the album except the song "I Want A Day". That song is written by Scott Owen.

2. Roll on (2000): All songs are written by Chris Cheney.

3. Modern ARTilerry (2003): One Said To The Other, Who's Gonna Save Us, End Of The World, Jimmy, Tabloid Magazine, In The End, Maitland Street, Putting You Down, So What?, Rising Up From The Ashes, Hold Up, The Room...

4. State Of Emergency (2005) {Yeah, but Virgin MegaStore still tells me that, they don't have the CD because it is new.}: All songs.

Chris Cheney:

Birthday: January 2nd (Capricorn)
From: Melbourne, Austuralia.
First Picked Up Guitar: 6 years
Previous Employment: Child Care Worker, store man at a supermarket.
Can also play: Bass, drums a little bit banjo.

ETC.!
Please see www.thelivingend.com for more information.
One of Chris Cheney's favourite TV Show is 'The Simpsons'.
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Chris Smith

A horrible person who punches you in the testicles for no reason at all and is therefore a huge wanker.
Did you hear that Connor got Chris Smith'd today?
by some one you don't know September 8, 2010
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