chode road

When a bunch of dudes line up their chodes on the ground and have a preferably lubed up girl to be the "car" and drag her breasts across the "chode road" Can also result in a "car wash" if the chodes are handled correctly. A car wash is when all the chodes unleash their sticky juices at once onto the "car"

Dude 1: Were you at the party last night?
Dude 2: No I couldn't make it. What happened there?
Dude 1: We made a huuge chode road and Lexi was the car and dragged her lubed breasts all over it. After she was done, we all gave her a nice "car wash" if you know what I mean.
Dude 2: You all jizzed on her at once? I really wish I could see that in action.
Dude 1: Well you're lucky you weren't there when her mom walked in the room...

by FNEinonw November 19, 2013

Mr Chode

Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.

kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide

John: Woow your Mr Chode

Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode

by Jambus October 29, 2010

Bro Chode

Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.

-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.

by It'sMassive December 16, 2010

chode

a dick that is thicker than it's length

Don't blame the cold water for that chode.

by thobblem January 31, 2010

chineese chode chomper

a chineese person who chomps on chodes

The guy that works at Tim Hortons is a Chineese Chode Chomper!!!

by The BuzOb's February 27, 2005

chode

the small portion of skin connecting the ball sack and anus; also known as gooch.

-"quit being a douche or i will rip your chode off!"
-"please no!"

by herpe October 8, 2003

chode

As dave Matthews would say " the space Between" that is between the anus and the nut sack. For reals

Ubiquitous chode (omnipresent). Or Rumpledchodeskin ( Rumplestiltskins brother).
That kid was a ubiquitous chode mouth face

by Tanner USP August 31, 2004