The Law of Candidature

The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.

Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.

by StephAmbro November 5, 2015

Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

Baddie with a Caddie

Hot person with a dump truck ass

WOW! Look at that person! They are a baddie with a caddie.

by Brown-Sugga August 19, 2020

The Best Candidate For Grade 9 Rep

Roni Melamed, Obviously.

Dave: Who are you going to vote for grade rep?

Jennifer: I'm gonna vote for Roni M, obv. She's the best candidate for grade 9 rep.

by VoteForRoniM September 25, 2020

Until I Cadillac

Heard the phrase in ZZ TOP Song. I thought it meant he will ride the bus until he gets his Cadillac and drives himself. But could mean he will never drive Cadillac is euphemism for hearse . Usually a cadillac.

I'll be riding on that bus until I Cadillac.

by cdltpx February 11, 2021

jelli belli gummi candi

Sophia Gregory

hello jelli belli gummi candi

by qwerty44444 June 26, 2021

comeback to candice

candice = unfunny

comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small

by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022