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Canada's history

A sex act in which a jug of maple syrup is inserted into the woman's vagina and/or man's ass with the jug opening sticking out. The partner with the jug then squats over the other partner while maple syrup drips out, covering the other partner. The partner covered in syrup then fucks a beaver (if the woman is covered in syrup, a strap-on dildo is used). Then sticky, sweet, chaos ensues between the two and the beaver.
The apartment was a sticky wreck after the Canada's History from the night before. The dining room table was also missing one of its wooden legs.
by Hippopotannonymous February 4, 2010
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Canada

America's flannel clad bitch.
Hey Canada-get me a beer and iron my shirt.
by Cold Rolled May 25, 2016
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Poopy Canada

The place where Zain Bhai lives
Dude I think I'm going to see Zain Bhai up in Poopy Canada this spring break.
by George Hoefer March 7, 2005
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Caraballo

The act of scheduling plans with others and then bailing the last minute.

The act of being lame.
Seriously, you're gonna pull a Caraballo?!? you're the one that organized this event and now you're bailing. Lame
by claytonbigsbee January 8, 2012
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New Canaan

Interestingly enough, the rest of the grade takes the afforementioned phrases (i.e. "soo funny", "don't know what to do with myself"), repeats them, and pawns them off as their own. Apparently people are nice to them in person, then retreat to www.urbandictionary.com to anonymously make fun of them.
only gang I roll with is the crips son
by brian April 4, 2005
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canabis

a drug that get you high when smoked, smoking a lot can lead to you doing stupid things
james just had a load of canabis and got run over
by jove April 13, 2005
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Canavan

The nerdy gansgta of our time. he is loved by Dalea and Roz. They want to have his children and massage his penis.
Canavan is a sexay faja!
by Hoochie mama October 6, 2004
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