Mormon coastguarding

(v) The act of rejecting a man who is trying to engage in Mormon docking with you.

I was trying to Mormon dock my Mormon girlfriend last night, but she kept Mormon coastguarding me. No port of call for me!

by Brigham Young's barrel chest January 1, 2012

The Coast

The Mississippi Gulf Coast; the area within southern Mississippi that is along the Gulf of Mexico. Best known for its beaches, casinos, Mardi Gras parades, seafood, and military installations. It is one of the most diverse areas in Mississippi. Comprised of Jackson, Harrison, and Hancock counties. The cities on The Coast are (from east to west): Moss Point, Pascagoula, Gautier, St. Martin, Ocean Springs, D'Iberville, Biloxi, Gulfport, Long Beach, Pass Christian, Bay St. Louis, and Waveland. Locals may also refer to the area as "The 228" (228 being the area code).

Person 1: So where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Mississippi.
Person 1: So like, farmland and stuff?
Person 2: No, I'm from the very bottom of the state. The Coast. Its where all the beaches are.

by Coastie November 3, 2016

coasting

a coastie enjoying life.

for those of you weirdos in the midwest and wherever else coasties are hated. COASTIES HAVE BETTER LIFES. go swim in a lake with the leeches.

Sarah will be coasting all summer.

Totally coasting.

by coastie June 17, 2007

Coasting

When on 'The Pill' a girl gets a pill sheet marked with days of the month. For most of the month the pills they take have an effect, but for a few days every month there's apparently no need for them to take any additional pills. To keep it simple however the pill sheets contain pregancy-friendly sugar pills to keep the girls in the habit of taking a pill every morning. When a girl is taking these sugar pills, she is coasting on the previous weeks dosage.

"I haven't been taking my pill for the last few days"
"WHAT?!"
"I don't need to, it's the sugar pill, I got back so the others next week"
"So you've been coasting?"

by holloway January 2, 2004

coaster

a drifting, homeless person in North America, travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates from coast to coast

a perfect example of a coaster would have been Charles Manson

by Sexydimma November 3, 2019

BEER COMPASS

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after after a night out on a booze cruise lol

Beer Compass gets you home every time, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

by ohtherandomnessofme October 9, 2008

coaster

A man who inexplicably gets through multiple illegitimate pregnancies without paying child support.

"Seven up and Johnny's a coaster."

by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003