Harper Christian

The biggest dick in all of Switzerland. The true definition of an alpha male, he will steal your girl from right under you.

Damnnnn did you get that Harper Christian type dick last night? :O

by fdksjflkejrew February 26, 2021

christian fundamentalism

All you have to do is let Christ into your heart and you're saved. The worst religion on the planet. Worse than Scientology. It's destructive. It preaches that being born is a sin and that nobody but God can help you. THIS gives these fascists the licence to do whatever they want, so long as they let Christ into their hearts, all will be ok because through Vicarious Atonenment, Jesus saved us all. whatEVER!

Bush: "What's Christian Fundamentalism? Well, I'm gonna bomb the fuck out of Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and piss off Kim Jong Il with my hypocrisy and kill my own people by conspiring to have two planes launched into the twin towers in NY and a missile at the Pentagon....But it's ok, I'll just let christ into my heart and all will be forgiven"

by cragget July 19, 2006

Christian Walz

A successful Swedish pop/soul artist who released his self-titled debut album in 1999 at the age of 20. His second album, "Paint By Numbers" was released five years later, in May 2004. The wildly popular "Wonderchild" was the first single from that album, and following was the beautfiful ballad "Never Be Afraid Again". In 2005, "Paint By Numbers" was released outside of Sweden, starting with Scandinavia, where "Wonderchild" entered many charts and was highly regarded by the public during the summer 2005.

Christian Walz' first single from his latest album is "Wonderchild".

by Halliwell September 30, 2005

Christian slayer

A person (usually a male) who is atheist or agnostic that quests to manipulate and fuck Christians.

"Ted, this year all you've done with your life is fuck Christian bitches! You are one Christian slayer that is going to rot in hell!"
"True enough, but they are so tight and they undress themselves; they have serious horniness tension that they need to release!"

by eolivine January 1, 2012

anti-christian

A religious point of view that goes against the Bible and anything to do with it.

I am an anti-christian.

by Adam Paananen April 8, 2008

christian gentleman

1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.

Have you thought about dating him? He's such a nice Christian gentleman.

by Kix May 4, 2004

Christian Girl

1. Females w/ Strong faith in God.

2. Some Christian Girls are always saying they're right and that you can't go to heaven. (super religious.)
3. Some Christian girls are just into being Spiritually connected w/ God and would tell you more about their faith if you ask. (not religious/kinda nice)
4. Some just go to church cuz of their parents (they're fake.)

5. They're all different. (That's true)
6. Tend to be looked at differently due to their beliefs. (Sometimes even picked on by others)

7. Some are real hot and others are not, but who cares?!
8. Christian girls are NOT perfect.
9. True Christian girls are hard to find.
10. Christian Girls are just like anytoher girl yet different.

Not inferior or superior. Just Christian.

Guy: "Hey girl, wanna come over to my house tonight."
Christian Girl (Smart): "Ummm. I'm not like that."

Chick 1: "Her Christian Girl, why the &*( do u even believe in God?"
Christian Girl: "For many reasons most ppl don't notice. He sent His one and Only Son to die for our sins (messed up things we've done) and for us to have a chance to go to heaven and not to hell."

Teacher: "Darwin's theory... blah blah blah... we evoulutioned"
Christian Girl: "I believe that God created us."

Person: "Life is so messed up, where was God when *something* happened?"
Christian Girl: "God has always been there, He shouldn't be blamed for everything. What don't kill you make you stronger."

by SilverShadow777 November 4, 2009