Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl
Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!
by BradentonButtTickler June 26, 2023
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metal burrito

a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.
me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.

friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019
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burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.
Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.
by mike charter January 07, 2022
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Barf Burrito

A sleeping bag which has been vomited in. Sleeping in it is optional.
Dude... someone totally barf burritoed that sleeping bag.
by Tucker Fourchanitlee February 11, 2011
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Liquid burrito

A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.
Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?
by Tacosauceman March 30, 2023
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Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."
by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024
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beaner's burrito

I joined in a beaner's burrito with a bunch of Mexicans in a blanket, and Jose grabbed that tush
by Swaggin_Dragon April 18, 2016
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