A snazzier version of "beaugarding."
To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.
by abigail tobey October 1, 2010
Get the humphrey bogarting mug.An internet forum for pelicans where they can discuss serious subjects such as the human disturbance of their nesting colonies, mortalities resulting from being caught on fish hooks or entangled in monofilament line or share more light-hearted anectdotes (which mostly involve fish). They also use it to arrange illegal pelican raves and post blurry pictures of their delicately built lower jaws that consist of two thin and weakly articulated bones from which their pouches hang.
In real life Bill the penguin was an unassuming geek but on The Pelican Board he was an unassuming geek that knew the URL of Google and how to copy and paste.
by Tooly Towers September 5, 2003
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When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.
Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.
by Scotty Nice October 19, 2019
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by jsnyd October 10, 2005
Get the boards mug.An in-residence educational institution. Adults with too much money who resent their children send them here to learn how to make money and resent children. Secondary curriculum includes whining like an infant and ass-kissing. Without constant security and supervision, students and graduates would be easy prey for real humans.
by littleman77 July 20, 2008
Get the boarding school mug.At the lake, the Gas Man and Grimey Boy accused Mr. Ed of bogarting all the chicks because they wanted to fuck them and feed them cheese.
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