Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

by Mike August 5, 2003

Angular Beef

When you can't find the word to describe a feeling or process. Replace it with "angular beef".

Ah crap! I can't figure this angular beef shit out!

by Lizbeeeth April 5, 2010

beef drape

A labia that protrudes abnormally far from the rest of the vagina.

See also: beef curtain

I removed Becky's panties expecting to find a well stuctured snizz instead all I found was a mangled mess of battered labia. As if reading my mind, she said, "What you dont like my beef drapes?"

I vomited.

by Becky B September 9, 2005

bikini beef

Extra fleshy meat visibly bulging around the material of a woman's bikini when the wearer exceeds the legal bikini wearing limits. Bikini beef is unavoidable when a woman who is 5 feet tall and weighs 200 pounds wears a bikini.

Get a load of the side of bikini beef over there! That's just plain wrong.

by Drooster February 1, 2007

Bangkok Beefchug

The act of placing your head in the toilet bowl while a girl is taking a dump. Usually occurs after consuming Thai food.

"Dude, I did the Bangkok Beefchug with Jacqueline and Kate last night. It was EPIC"

by Kate and Jacqueline May 1, 2008

fake beef

Someone who so full of shit that they believe their own lie. Word is in referance to the fake food models displayed in Japanese resturants.

That fake beef thinks he can do everything.

by Lady_dragon November 22, 2006

Beef

1. Cow meat.
2. Reference to male genetalia.
3. A loud and/or very rancid fart, whether silent and deadly or loud and proud.

1. Is this cow? Yeah, man, its beef.
2. Dude, are you looking at my beef?
3. Man, I just totally beefed, roll down the windows.

by Beefinator October 12, 2009